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🐾 STUNNING CALICO TORTOISESHELL GIRL – THE UNOFFICIAL LANDLADY!
Breed: Foldex / Exotic Longhair
Location: Eastbourne, East Sussex
Meet our gorgeous girl — a fluffy bundle of calico magic with splashes of ginger, jet‑black and snowy white, plus that dreamy long soft coat you just want to bury your face in! 🤩 She has the sweetest doll face, lovely big eyes and those iconic folded ears that give her such an adorable, wise‑little‑owl look! 🦉💖 She looks so delightfully quirky, she could’ve walked straight out of a Harry Potter story — you honestly half‑expect her to pull a tiny wand out of her tail or start reciting spells! 🪄✨ But fair warning: she’s not just cute… she is the absolute boss of this house — basically our official Landlady, and we all answer to her! 🗝️👑
She’s got very strict house rules that we all obey without argument:
🧺🎾 First job of the day? EMPTY THE TOY BASKET! Every single ball, mouse and feather gets dragged out and hidden neatly under the TV — nobody knows why, it’s just house policy. Once it’s completely bare? In she hops, makes herself comfy, and stares down every other cat like they’re late paying rent. She judges everything they do — and let me tell you, with those folded ears perched perfectly, her look says “really? That’s how you behave here?!” 😹
📬 Then she heads straight to the front door — and yes, she actually drags the doormat away from under the letterbox! Now only she has the perfect spot to sit and wait for the postman. If anyone else dares come near? She gives them The Look and they back off instantly. It’s her bench, her post, her world — we just live in it! 😂
💤 Come bedtime? She marches straight to our bed, claims the EXACT middle spot, spreads out like a fluffy starfish — and oh my word, that purr! 📢 It’s so loud, deep and rumbling that when the vet tried to listen to her heart… he just pulled the stethoscope away and said “I literally CANNOT hear a thing — she’s purring louder than a tractor!” 🚜💓 He confirmed she’s perfectly healthy and extremely happy — honestly, we think she just does it on purpose to show off!
Foldex/Exotic Longhairs are famous for being total sweethearts who stick by you like glue — and she’s the best example ever. For all her bossy ways, she’s the biggest softie: once she’s finished inspecting everything, she climbs onto your lap, wraps herself round you, and loves you like you’re her favourite human tenant. She decides when we eat, when we cuddle, and when it’s time for naps — and honestly? We don’t even argue anymore, she’s always right! 😻
Born and raised right here with us, mummy and daddy are our own beloved cats, both imported and fully health‑checked. She’s grown up with noise, laughter and endless cuddles — totally used to everything, super confident and friendly. Fully weaned, litter trained, wormed, flea‑treated and vet‑checked — fit, fabulous and ready to move in and run your home!
She’s one of a kind — funny, magical, and absolutely unforgettable. Ready to welcome your new Landlady and let her take over your heart (and your sofa, and your bed, and your life…)? 😉
📩 Drop us a message — come meet the queen of the house!
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