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🐔 Companion Human Wanted...
Hi world! 👋
My humans call me Dotty because I dot dot dot absolutely everything with my beak.
Sorry.
I can't help myself.
I just love the sound.
Apparently humans find it funny...
I find it strangely calming. 🤍
You know what else is calming?
Being carried around like the tiny queen I clearly am.
Humans stroking my feathers.
Breakfast in bed.
A little sip of my human's tea...
...and the occasional biscuit crumb.
(Sharing is caring, humans. Please try harder.) ☕🍪
I'm also very proud to announce that I have excellent bedroom manners.
I sleep all night in my cosy little bedroom...
and I never poop in my bed.
Honestly...
Would you want to sleep in your own toilet?
Exactly.
I politely wait until morning.
You're welcome. 😂
I absolutely adore kisses.
Especially beak-to-cheek kisses.
If you talk to me, I'll happily chat back all day long in my tiny little high-pitched voice.
People say I sound more like a little garden bird than a chicken.
Just one warning...
I always have the last word.
Take it or leave it, humans. 💅
I LOVE travelling.
Only a couple of days ago I went all the way to Cheltenham.
I snoozed most of the journey there...
...but on the way home I sat on the dashboard watching all the cars.
The humans driving the other way nearly fell out of their seats!
They stared at me as though I'd escaped from Jurassic Park.
Honestly...
I'm just a chicken.
Not a ghost. 👻🐔
I like dogs.
Cats.
Teenagers.
Other hens.
Vacuum cleaners.
Watching TV.
Helping with housework...
(Well... supervising, mostly.)
Really...
I just love being wherever my human happens to be.
That's my favourite place in the whole world.
❤️ So...
I'm looking for my forever companion human.
Someone who'll love me, chat to me, take me on little adventures and perhaps remember to share the occasional biscuit.
If you think you might be my person...
please send Marianna a message.
She'll arrange a no-obligation visit...
...so I can decide whether you're good enough for me.
My standards are very high.
After all...
I'm Dotty. 💕
Find out more about our Dotty HERE: https://www.facebook.com/HeavenOnEarth.Animals/
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