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🐰 Meet Puffin: The "Helper" You Didn't Know You Needed!
If you’ve been looking for a roommate who is 50% "Assistant Manager" and 50% "Professional Trip-Hazard," look no further. Puffin is officially on the market, and he’s ready to bring his chaotic brand of sweetness into your life!
Why Puffin is the Ultimate Catch:
The Nose of the Century: He sports a nose so perfectly shaped, you’ll be tempted to try and "boop" it 24/7. It’s basically a biological button designed for maximum cuteness.
A "Hands-On" Helper: Forget cleaning alone. Puffin wants to be in the middle of whatever you’re doing. Sweeping the floor? He’s there. Folded laundry? He’ll probably inspect the structural integrity of the pile.
Aggressive ******************ing: Most pets bring you a ball; Puffin throws his toys at you. It’s his way of saying, "Hey! Look at me! I’m adorable and I require your immediate attention!"
Floor Dates are a Must: His love language is simple: you, on the floor, at his level, dispensing treats. It’s basically a high-stakes picnic where he does all the eating and you do all the admiring.
Puffin’s Wishlist:
Puffin isn’t asking for much, just a kingdom to rule and a "Wifebun" to share it with. He’s a social butterfly who needs a lady friend to keep him company when his humans are busy being boring.
Status: Single and ready to mingle (with the right spayed female rabbit).
Skills: Interior decorating (rearranging his hay), toy tossing, and looking spectacular.
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