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🐾 WANTED: A SOFA, A HUMAN & UNLIMITED CUDDLES! 🦖❤️
5-year-old oversized lapdog seeks forever home. Must love cuddles, kisses.
Meet our gorgeous boy! ❤️
He's a 5-year-old Staffy ******************tiff, a very large, very loving, ridiculously adorable bundle of affection who has absolutely NO idea how big he is!
In his head, he's a Jack Russell. In reality, he's a small horse with the emotional needs of a clingy toddler! 🤣
Personal space? Never heard of it!
He loves his humans BIG and small, has the sweetest nature and makes the most hilarious noises that can only be described as a dinosaur trying to have a conversation! 🦖
A few things you need to know about our gentle giant:
🐾 Age: 5 years young, with plenty of love left to give!
🐾 Breed: Staffy ******************tiff — basically a giant baby in a dog suit.
🐾 Personality: Loving, affectionate, needy, hilarious and an absolute cuddle monster.
🐾 Children: Loves humans of all sizes, from little ones to grown-ups!
🐾 Other dogs: He MUST be the only dog in the home. He can be reactive towards other dogs/cats, so needs someone who understands this and can manage it responsibly.
🐾 The boys are still intact! ✂️😂 He's not been neutered, fully house trained.
🐾 Ideal owner: Someone who knows Mastiffs aren't just dogs — they're oversized, emotionally dependent shadows who believe their sole purpose in life is to be permanently attached to their favourite human! ❤️
We never imagined we'd be writing this advert.
Our son has moved back home and, unfortunately, he's allergic to our gorgeous boy.
This is the ONLY reason we're looking for a new home for him. He has done absolutely nothing wrong. He's not unwanted, unloved or a problem to us. In fact, he's so incredibly loved that making this decision is breaking our hearts. 💔
We simply want to find someone who will adore him as and give him the unconditional love he deserves.
He needs a home where he can be the one and only furry king of the castle, preferably with a big comfy sofa, so
if you're looking for a loyal, loving, slightly ridiculous, dinosaur-sounding giant baby who will worship the ground you walk on…
YOU MIGHT JUST BE HIS PERSON! 🐾❤️
🏡 Only the very best home will do. We won't rush this decision. His happiness and safety mean everything to us.
📩 Please message us if you genuinely feel you could offer our beautiful boy the forever home he deserves.
Please share — somewhere out there is a sofa missing its giant dinosaur, and a heart waiting to be filled with his love! 🦖❤️🐾
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