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🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TERRANCE’S TESTICLES HAVE COME TO A HEAD 🚨
The time has come.
After much deliberation, several international adventures, a career in equestrianism and a brief but promising flirtation with the French language…
Terry needs to find himself a girlfriend.
Because otherwise, I’m afraid to announce that the testicles are coming off. 🍒✂️
This is Terrence Haggis — Terry to his friends, Terry Haggis to the authorities — our homebred multigenerational Labradoodle and generally excellent little man.
At 17 inches and 14kg, Terry is a compact package of:
🐴 Horse rider
🌎 Globe trotter
🇫🇷 Aspiring Frenchman
🐔 Chicken enthusiast
🦆 Duck-adjacent
🐱 Cat approved
🐶 Professional good boy
🍎 world record holder of stealing apples from the orchard.
He has travelled the world, ridden horses and, most impressively, took surprisingly well to learning French.
He has also been raised in the middle of the family chaos alongside his mum, grandmother and two half-siblings, so we know his family line very well.
And before anyone thinks we’ve completely lost the plot, here comes the serious bit:
🦴 Hips: 13 (6/7)
🦴 Elbows: 0/0
🧬 Laboklin Labradoodle DNA Bundle: ALL CLEAR
He has a gorgeous soft fleece coat with a loose, natural texture — low/non-shedding, black with a chocolate hint, with brindle in mum’s line and parti in dad’s.
He’s friendly, social, calm in the house, great with people and animals and, frankly, far too lovely for me to willingly throw away his family jewels without at least giving him one chance at fatherhood.
So…
🍒 OPERATION: SAVE THE TESTICLES 🍒
This will be Terry’s first time standing at stud.
£200 — includes 2 matings
£150 — if ovulation timing means only one mating is required
FREE repeat mating if no puppies
This is a ride-or-die price for my perfect little man’s testicles.
I am not trying to create the next canine dynasty. I just bloody love this dog, we have his mum, grandmother and siblings, and I would love to see a few tiny Terrences causing havoc somewhere in the world.
So if you have a health-tested Labradoodle lady who fancies an internationally travelled, horse-riding, almost-French gentleman…
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH.
Because the dating window is closing.
And the vet has scissors. 🍒✂️ Happy to chat and answer any questions/ share photos and videos.
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