6 weeksAge
32Sex
Price

House Elves aka Sphynx kittens

Sphynx
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Description

🐾 Do you long for a pet that looks like it just emerged from a secret government lab with ancient wisdom and zero boundary awareness? Look no further! We have a fresh batch of House Elves / Alien Overlords (technically Sphynx kittens) ready to take over your home, your heart, and your personal space. Specifications & Features: Bullet Fuel Source: Pure chaos, wet food, and the burning desire to sit directly on your warm laptop while you work. Bullet Coat: Non-existent. Smooth like a warm, suede peach, or a very polite raw chicken cutlet. Bullet Ears: Capable of picking up radio signals from satellite TV and hearing a bag of treats opening three houses away. Bullet Thermostat setting: Will turn into a heat-seeking missile the second you sit down. You are no longer a person; you are a heated blanket. Bullet Grooming status: Freshly cleaned, pristine, and ready for glitz and glamour. Why you need one: 1. Save on heating bills: Put one under your sweater for instant 102°F (39°C) body heat. 2. No hair on your clothes: Black shirts are safe again! (You will, however, need to stock up on baby wipes). 3. Instant conversation starter: Guests will either say "Awww!" or "What is that magnificent creature?!"—there is no in-between. Terms & Conditions: Bullet Must be willing to share 90% of your bed. Bullet Must accept that they will stare into your soul while you sleep. Bullet No refunds if they convince you to build them a tiny throne. Price: Priceless (but serious inquiries only). Act fast before they telepathically find another butler! 😼
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Litter details

LocationWakefield, West Yorkshire
Pets in litter3 male / 2 female
BreedSphynx
Age6 weeks, 2 days
Ready to Leave21 Nov 2026

Health & Docs

Microchipped by collection dateVaccinations up to dateWorm and flea treatedHealth Checked by a vetParents are health testedRegistered

Info

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Adv. TypeFor sale
Litter
Sphynx 1
Available
Sphynx 1
Male£850
Sphynx 2
Available
Sphynx 2
Male£850
Sphynx 3
Available
Sphynx 3
Male£850
Sphynx 4
Available
Sphynx 4
Female£850
Sphynx 5
Available
Sphynx 5
Female£850