Meet Phoenix T.

Me (28) and my partner (29) are cat mad. We have both grown up surrounding animals and more or less plan on dedicating our lives to them rather than having human children. We have two babies of our own - a sassy ragdoll called Sir Crumpet (he’s obsessed with his mum. He likes me but I’m the spare human) he’s chonky, he’s vocal and I’m certain he believes he’s royalty. He loves to hide in den like structures and will slap your feet if you walk past him and don’t give him fuss. He’s sulky but sweet. He absolutely loves catnip and no matter where he is he will always appear if there’s fish! He’s obsessed! We then have a little exotic Himalayan Persian called Toast (she looks like a bit of burnt toast) she’s a tiny girl with a flat face and about half a braincell fighting for its life. She can contently stare at the wall for hours until she falls asleep sitting up. Shes obsessed with running water and sleeping in the bathroom sink (who needs all the other hundreds of beds we have bought right?) she’s also extremely vocal and I’m convinced you could treat her as a cat slinky and she would just let you do anything. She’s so floppy and unbothered!