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Adv. ID:N6QtjkIlM
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Adv. Type:For sale
Litter details
Adv. Location:Edgware, Greater London
Pets in litter:1 male
Breed:British Longhair
Age:9 months, 29 days
Ready to Leave:16 Mar 2025
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Microchipped by collection dateVaccinations up to dateWorm and flea treatedHealth Checked by a vetParents are health testedRegistered
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Meet Felix, he is very handsome, very mischievous, thinks he is half human and a ****************** to humanity. He needs to sleep on freshly made beds, lots of cuddles, and cat treats. Thankfully, he is a clean cat and does not do catnip. He supports the concept of laundry by hiding inside the clothes or jumping on newly folded clothes or just pushing all the clothes to the ground as he thinks that is helpful or he is just being a brat. Actually, if he does learn to do laundry, I might just keep himself and pay him in cat treats.
If you go out and come back, he will be the first to run down the stairs and jump on you demanding treats or a hug or a kiss. Or if you left him too long, he might nip your ankles to train you not to leave him alone again. And then ignore you for the rest of the day and so that you will have to coax him with cat treats and cuddles until he forgives you. Actually, I think it is just his strategy to get more cat treats and cuddles. So, you have been warned. He is truly a Gen Alpha cat.
Don't worry about training this cat because he will train you to be the best human pet he wants.
And don't worry, he loves to watch you sleep at night. Please be clear, it is watch you sleep not watch over you like some benevolent being. Have you ever experienced sleeping and then your body activates it's fight or flight mode and you can feel the hair on your skin rising, your neck crawling and tensing up and you can't breathe? Well, that would be Felix,(aka the Sandman) projecting all his grievances onto you because you are sleeping and he is not.
And please don't make the mistake of locking him out of your room, you will pay a dear price. Because this cat trained Tom Cruise in one of his past lives. He will break in, and wait for you to sleep and enter dreamland, until you are in the most comfortable position with the perfect amount of duvet covering you and you have finally achieved that feeling of entering the Valhalla of sleep, until you get a false sense of security and then HE WILL TAKE ALL OF THAT AWAY FROM YOU. First he will use you as a human trampoline, next he will twist and turnon the duvet and drag it to the floor. He will use his super powers to convolute you into the most uncomfortable position known to man. And then He will sleep on top of you, the bed, duvet, most compfortable position for him human. You will have no sleep, no duvet, no comfortable position, no sweet dreams, and maybe no ankles.
Unfortunately, I have to give the lovely Felix away because my MIL (pray for me) is moving in with us and MIL and Felix are not compatible at all because did I mention that he likes to nip ankles. Well, he thinks MIL's ankles are a delicacy. Unfortunately, MIL likes her ankles for some reason so sadly Felix does not get tasty ankles, a crime really.
Also, I have mobility issues (obesity and all the lovely associating ******************s that come with it, yes I am working on it) hence why MIL is moving in with us. and cannot give him the attention that he wants (cough cough demands). Nor can him rule over his dictatorship because there is a new boss in town aka MIL.People this is a coup.
So if you are willing to lose your ankles, spend the entire day redoing laundry because why not and have enough disposable income for an exorbitant amount of cat treats, if you feel that you do not need to sleep, if you feel that as human you haven't been trained properly and are looking to enter into a master slave relationship. This is the cat for you.
You have been warned. Serious buyers only, preferably those with a large house, large garden, no other commitments and loads of cash to spoil him.
I am just kidding, was a bit bored and decided to have some fun, Felix is a normal house cat with totally normal cat behaviours, a bit lazy and totally adorable (wink wink).
But seriously…. No returns.
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